seeing that there has been no activity ard here for a while now... tot i'd post some jokes which i randomly plucked from this webpage: http://www.ahajokes.com Eh, actually i find alot of them wierd, not funny at all but well... here are a few funnier ones...
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"